Megan Fox Wants MGK To Either Kill Her Or Get Her Pregnant

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Megan Fox posts twisted love note to 'devastatingly handsome' Machine Gun Kelly under his latest social media post, featuring photos from the Time100 Next Gala. 

In response to a slew of photos uploaded to the 32-year-old fiance's Instagram on Wednesday, the Rogue star, 36, listed some of her favorite qualities about her man.

'Never has anyone with better bone structure walked the earth,' she gushed of the rapper-turned-pop-punk rocker. 'Exquisitely, devastatingly handsome. And 6 foot 5?'

She continued: 'Kill me or get me pregnant. Those are they only options.'

Ya know… I don't buy what these two are selling. Not. One. Bit. I really, truly believe what I'm about to say though; Megan Fox and MGK WANT to be known as Hollywood's bat shit crazy couple. I don't have a single guess as to why, but they do. Maybe it's just them trolling us and they're laughing at all the tabloids and clickbait articles like this one?

"OMG MEGAN FOX WANTS MGK TO KILL HER!!!"

I don't have the slightest clue. What I do know is they both come off as seemingly normal anytime they want to. If they were actually bat shit crazy, I don't think they'd be able to flip that switch. This guy ain't Prince or some freaky talented musician. He knows that. This chick ain't Audrey Hepburn or some freaky talented actress. She knows that. 

They both know that and they need to compensate for their lack of god given talent in their crafts and they do that with this freaky weird charade. Bet they have standard missionary sex with condoms on. Just kidding, they 100% have the freakiest sex on earth. That's because they're both freaks in the bedroom. 

But not freaks outside the bedroom. That part I just can't buy. It's the extracurricular stuff you see in the media between them I ain't buying. It just strikes me as….phony. Insincere. Because I really think they're normal. Too many instances where I've seen then not be "on" and instances where they break character.

Whatever though. She's a smoke and people like MGK, even though I'll die on the hill that he's the worst live performer I've ever seen. Legit left his stage he was so bad and went and saw Slipknot on another stage last summer, who was WAY better live.

But I digress. None of this is meant to shit talk them or anything. Just want them to know that I got my eye on them. "Live and let live", as they say. I'm on to you, you sneaky little buttholes.

Megan Fox though… yup yup and more yup. An all time smoke: