I Mistakenly Proved The #Deflategate Accusations Were All Bullshit, Which Should Officially Clear The Names Of Bill Belichick And Tom Brady For Good, Thanks To My New Inflatable Hot Tub (That I Got For ONLY $399.99!)
Well there you have it folks! A change in temperature does indeed cause an object to become deflated. I didn't think I would be clearing the name of the HC of NEP when I woke up this morning. But that's exactly what happened, which is the least I can do considering BB played a role in all four of my beloved New York Giants Super Bowl championships and TB12 is a huge reason I'm able to cash a paycheck writing about sports that allows me to enjoy luxurious items like inflatable hot tubs with my wife.
If you need more information about the scientific nitty gritty of #Deflategate, including the Ideal Gas Law and a bunch of other shit that went wayyyyy over my head back when people talked about it, watch pretty much any Rundown from 2015-2018 along with roughly 200+ blogs that have been written on this here site.
I think the phrase was "Free Brady, Fire Goodell, Kensil is a Bitch" for the most surreal saga to play out in Barstool history.
There will be a full inflatable hot tub review coming once I get it up and running since I know many people have debated buying one for years like me. I know what you are thinking and yes, I have already been assured that I will not have to worry about all the water leaving the tub when my fat ass jumps in. I was originally going to review the tub on Podfathers (RIP In Peace), but if Costco wants to sponsor a video or an entire podcast about Costco and its products, I wouldn't be against that at all.