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Lighten the Fuck Up! She was an Animal Lover Who Took in 7 Stray Cats Last Year...

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A young couple driving home after enjoying an incredible Thanksgiving dinner at her parent's house hit a skunk… 

The wife, an animal lover who had taken in seven stray cats in the last year alone, pleaded with her husband to pull over, which he did. She jumped out of the car and ran over to the skunk, relieved to discover it was breathing and had only been injured.

She picked it up off the road and returned to the car holding it in both arms… “We need to take this skunk to see a vet. I know we can save it. I’m shivering cold, and this animal must be freezing too. Where should I put it?”

Her husband, thinking quickly, replied, “Put it between your legs to keep it warm…”

“But it stinks!” she clamored.

“It's only a short ride to the Vet, Honey. Just hold its nose until we get there…”                                                                                        

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #136! 

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