Victor Wembanyama Did That Thing Again Where He Breaks Peoples' Brains

I know we don't blog many basketball highlights like we did back in the day around these parts. But I'm gonna keep putting up Victor Wembanyama clips every time I see one because they are so absurd, they make my brain cramp up, which I haven't felt on a consistent basis since Steph Curry started draining threes from half court for fun as he slowly turned into a superstar one Vine at a time. 

Watching Victor Wembanyama play basketball against people is like watching Billy Madison play dodgeball against kindergartners. That is if Billy Madison had the same measurables as Slenderman. Not only on offense, when he is dribbling like a guy 2 feet shorter before draining a floater from behind the arc along with the foul. But also casually on defense too.

I don't really even know where to go from here other than any NBA GM of a non-contending team that doesn't think about tanking the season away for this real life 2K freakshow is, to borrow a phrase, an idiot. A fucking idiot.