Tennis Bad Boy Nick Kyrgios Tells Stan Wawrinka Another Tennis Bro Banged His Girlfriend Mid-Match

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As the good people on Black Twitter would say, “Bruh, Nick Kyrgios has no chill fam”.

The 20-year old Australian is already giving John McEnroe a run for his money for the biggest bad boy that tennis has ever seen. He’s an avid racquet breaker. Earlier this summer he just flat out stopped playing during a match at Wimbledon because he was losing his shit. And now there’s this. Just straight up posterizing Stan Wawrinka after losing the first set of the match with the fact that Thanassi Kokkinakis used to bang his girl. The match should have just ended right then and there. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with what Nick Kyrgios said here. This is the sign of a true competitor. A man who knows his opponent inside and out. If Wawrinka wants to be pissed off about it, then tell him to go kick rocks. It’s shit talk, buddy. Anything goes until the match is over. Fuck the integrity of the sport. Sportsmanship is overrated and the world deserves more of this from tennis. Did Kyrgios necessarily want to tell Wawrinka that he’s dining on Kokkinakis’ sloppy seconds? Probably not. But Wawrinka shouldn’t have taken the lead in the match then. When you know something like that against your opponent, you keep it in the back pocket for the right time to strike. And this was the right time indeed because Kyrgios was able to come back and win in straight sets after that chirp. Not his fault that Stan Wawrinka is a mental midget.

And now here’s the girl in question who has apparently been running through the ATP. Donna Vekic. A 19-year-old Croatian cutie. Don’t be surprised if she keeps moving her way up the rankings, if you know what I mean. (that was a sex joke)

Oh, and be more butt hurt that you’re dating a floozy, Wawrinka. You can’t.