Lighten the Fuck Up! Margaret & Brent Left NYC & Moved to Wyoming Hoping to Save Their Marriage...

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Margaret and Brent were married for 10 years, living in New York City the entire time. Fed up with the hustle and bustle of city life, and believing their marriage was suffering because of it, they decided to move to Wyoming for the open space and fresh air. And, they hoped their marriage would improve with the change of scenery…

Brent always wanted a pair of genuine cowboy boots, so shortly after arriving in Wyoming, he went to a western boot store and bought himself an expensive pair. He decided to wear them home and surprise his wife… 

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and asked his wife, "Notice anything different about me, Honey?" 

Margaret looked him over, up and down, and her short answer was simply, "Nope…" 

Frustrated, Brent stormed off and went into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for his new cowboy boots. Again, he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different about me now, Honey?" 

Margaret looked up, and in a sarcastic tone, she commented, "Brent, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down tomorrow…" 

Furious, Brent yelled, "Nope, that's not it, Margaret!"

"Then I don't have a clue, Brent. Tell me. What's different?" she replied hastily. 

"It's hanging down because it's looking at my brand-new cowboy boots!" 

Without hesitation, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a cowboy hat, Brent, shoulda bought a hat…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

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