WE HAVE SNOW IN KANSAS CITY TO KICK OFF DIVISIONAL PLAYOFF WEEKEND

Apologies for dropping a random traffic and weather together blog about the happenings out in Kansas City. But snow football always makes it move for me and playoff snow football has me feeling things that a married man shouldn't feel unless he is alone with his wife.

I don't want to hear any of this wintry mix nonsense either. We are calling that shit snow and praying to the Football Gods that it continues to snow in Arrowhead from kickoff until the end of the game because we deserve it since we know a potential Chiefs-Bills showdown will be inside a sterile stadium in Atlanta. 

I don't care if Trevor Lawrence is scared of snow or that Uncle Chaps is kicking and screaming that it's not fair his beloved Jaguars have to play in such treacherous weather at a stadium without a pool in it. Football always looks better in the snow and I can't even fathom the kind of disrespectful plays Andy Reid drew up using snow considering this is what he was doing in a road game that the Chiefs needed to clinch the 1 seed.

I don't think we have these types of bets on the Barstool Sportsbook, but I would hammer the Over on Snow Angel Celebrations no matter what the number is before parlaying it with a Travis Kelce touchdown because I feel like he is DYING to get off some sort of snowball celebration after seeing that white stuff fall from the sky.

Gracie Hunt knows what I mean