Oreo Sushi Is Impossible To Make

I am a terrible baker and cook. I didn't get it from my mother, who is making Super Bowl Jersey Rice Crispy Treats as we speak. 

1 and 65 for the green, mom. Boomer Sooner, baby. 

Anyways, I was attempting to make Oreo sushi. The recipe says it's simple and fast. 

Correction: it's IMPOSSIBLE.

Luckily when recipes zig, I zag. Or, said differently, when recipes say "roll the dough" and it crumbles, I zag. 

So I made pop tarts with peanut butter inside them because Albert Einstein and I are both genii. Yes, Genii. Told you. 

And then I bought a man thong. Albert and I probably don't have that in common, but we will never actually know. 

Watch full vlog of failed Oreo sushi, Valentines presents for Graham (he will hate) and I bought a purse. 

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AND I promise you, no one on this planet can actually make oreo sushi.