There is No Let-Up in Gisele's Divorce Game, as She's Now Dating Brady's Billionaire Friend, Who is Elle Macpherson's Ex

It was just a week ago that we were right here, discussing celebrity divorce as a competitive sport. Perhaps the fiercest of all competitions. And making the case that no one, but no one, is more interested in victory than recent divorcee Gisele Bundchen, who's running up the score like her husband did to Joe Gibbs back in 2007:

Well in the seven days since, she's made the early days of this competition look like a game of Candyland. Compared to now, where she's playing it like a Gladiator fight:

Source - Five months after she finalized her quickie divorce from Tom Brady, Gisele Bündchen has moved on with a new man. …

The Brazilian model has been spending time with billionaire hotel magnate Jeffrey Soffer, a friend of ex-husband Tom Brady and the former husband of Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson. …

Gisele has been spending time with Jeffrey Soffer,' [a] well-placed inside source has revealed. 

'They've been seeing each other for several months now and meet secretly about once a week.'

Developer and hotelier Soffer, 55, owns a host of luxury properties including Miami's iconic Fontainebleau Hotel, and was married to supermodel and actress Elle Macpherson, 58, until their divorce in 2017. …

Today, worth an estimated $2.2billion, with private jets, a superyacht and expansive properties at his disposal, Soffer is an even bigger baller than Brady, whose estimated net worth is $512million. …

And according to the source, the two men have been friends for years. 

Brady and Soffer were spotted hanging out together as recently as January when the football star was photographed spending quality time with daughter Vivian. 

They were seen later that day hanging out in Miami with mutual pal David Beckham and his children for a night of pizza-making at Miami Slice. 

In May last year, the two friends were pictured courtside together enjoying an NBA game along with sports broadcaster Jim Gray and Brady's sister, Julie, in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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And when Brady was looking for a plot of land on which to build his 'forever home' with Bündchen back in 2020, he plumped for a property right next door to friend Soffer's capacious Miami mansion.

Did I compare this to a Gladiator fight? My apologies for the bad analogy. Those were ostensibly even matched, or else the crowd in the Coliseum wouldn't enjoy them. This is Gisele as the Mountain and Brady as the poor, hapless Viper:

In case you don't know how that turned out, I'm not posting it. Especially not on Irish Christmas. But this is a pretty good gauge:

Anyway, we've already established that Gisele is playing for keeps here. But good Lord, is there a slaughter rule in divorce? 

She's not only dating a guy who has been to the mountaintop with the It Girl of the 1990s, who spent more time staring at you from magazine covers than Princess Diana:

He was also their neighbor. Has hung out with Brady, his celebrity friends, his sister, and his manservant Jim Gray. And oh yeah, just happens to be worth as much as four Tom Bradys. (Financially, anyway. No hundred men could be worth as much as a cell in his metahuman body.)

So this is Gisele absolutely throwing down the stick and gloves and declaring GAME ON. She's fishing in the same pond her ex-husband has been swimming in, just to put him on notice she's not going to ease up at all when it comes to living her best life right in his face. Meawhile, he doesn't even seem to be aware he's in a contest. Just hanging out with his daughter and her new kitten. With apparently no direction. No gameplan. Dating no one that we know about.

I'm not saying he needs to get off the bench and into this fight but, … I guess that's exactly what I'm saying. You just hate to see the best there ever was just get taken to the cleaners like this. And might I suggest Veronika Rajek:

… or her closest billionairess equivalent, would be a good place to start. Because Gisele has only just begun to date.