The Internet Has Unearthed An Old Video Of CeeLo Green Getting Tossed Off A Horse While Entering A Nightclub For Shawty Lo's Birthday

If you didn't listen to hip-hop music in the early 2000s that must be the most confusing title ever. Shawty Lo, CeeLo, Get low, Low cholesterol. Very confusing stuff. There is no doubt in my mind that everyone on God's green earth has heard the song Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. Well the guy singing in that song is CeeLo Green.

If you never wore and extra tall white T-shirt and snapped you fingers while shaking your Laffy Taffy then you probably wouldn't know who Shawty Lo was either (RIP). No, they are not brothers even though they share a surname. Apparently Lo is as common as Smith or Jones in the hip-hop world. 

But whether you are a hip-hop fan or not, everyone can enjoy a video of someone getting launched off a horse. Especially when it appears to be inside a nightclub filled with women in cocktail dresses and dudes dressed in whatever the fuck this guy in the white in the background is wearing. 

I really hope this was a Ghetto Cowboy themed birthday party because if it was that's the most awesome thing ever. For that reference you have to go back a little further in hip-hop, to the late 90's.

Ghetto Cowboy was a song by Bone Thugs N Harmony where they did an old western outlaw rap song. It made zero sense back in 98' but now that we've had the likes of Lil Nas X and Old Town Road we know those guys were just way ahead of their time. 

CeeLo rolls away from the danger and right into a hands up position where you can't tell if he's surrendering to the horse or about to start dancing if the DJ drops a song. No one has ever fallen off a horse cooler in the history of horses.

But then again pretty much everything CeeLo does is cool. You can go all the back to Goodie Mob and Ceelo was setting trends and bending the way music was supposed to sound all while looking like all while looking like a swagged out Mr. Potato Head

Plus the dude is a fashion icon. I mean just look at what he wore to Grammys back in 2017. He dressed up as…well…whatever the fuck this is.

And I'll be damned if I didn't learn something while writing this blog. All these year I SWORE the guy in the viral tiny suit prank video was CeeLo Green. Apparently it wasn't. Just another guy who looks exactly like him and is the exact same size. Pretty awesome for this dude. If you're going to be this stature you might as well look like one of the coolest dudes to ever live. A dude that looks cool as fuck even when getting thrown from a horse.