'I Don't Wanna Play No Chemistry' - LaVar Ball, Perfectly Explaining Why Bronny James Should Play Pro Ball In Australia Over College Hoops

I'm not going to do what many of you think here. I'm not going to make fun of LaVar Ball. The man called his shot and has 2 sons playing in the NBA and one son in the G League. Lonzo (pre injury) and LaMelo, actually pretty good too! He might be onto something with this Cardale Jones-esque quote. 

Here's the only thing. Does anyone actually think Bronny James is taking Chemistry and Spanish classes in college? Come on man. We know how it works and this isn't even an athlete thing. You're taking bullshit electives your first year. Bronny will be sitting in Communications 101 and things along that nature. 

Yes, if you play pro ball in Australia you don't have to worry about any of the GPA or school shit. But, you're also playing pro ball in Australia. You know what's better than that? Being an athlete at a big time school. Even if he's not LeBron's son - I know shocking, because Bronny wore 0 so no one would know that. He's still a McDonald's All-American and a Division I basketball player. 

Now, we know LaVar always have something behind his messages. So I think I figured it out. He's just protecting UCLA. He doesn't want USC - a fellow Big 10 rival - to land Bronny. He only wants UCLA to be the best basketball team in Los Angeles. Would not shock me if Mick channeled his inner Wooden and Sam Gilbert to make this happen. 

I'd also like it known that I also didn't go to college to play Chemistry. No chance I practiced Spanish.