Welcome To Draft Week: For Seemingly No Reason At All The Texans Team Account Tweeted Some Cryptic Bullshit About Needing To Fail

Take it easy here Texans. I don't know what you're trying to do, but this is probably the worst option of them all. We all know it's Draft week, you couldn't open Twitter today without someone saying it. Meanwhile the Texans are sending out an AIM away message desperately looking for attention. I'm not going to ask if you're okay, Texans. You can't fool us. 

Here's what I do know. If you tweet this out, you're 100% fucking up the draft. We already know they are talking about skipping a quarterback: 

Seems smart when you don't have a decent quarterback on the roster. But fine, the Texans suck, they need help in a lot of spots. Go ahead and skip taking Young or Stroud or whoever here and go somewhere else. We know they are going to pick the worst option. Even if they trade the pick to the Vikings like what's out there, we know the guy they want will be one pick before them. It's a guarantee after tweeting about mistakes. You can't have that sort of juju out there during draft week. 

I need to know way more about this tweet though. Social media teams spend time together to figure out what needs to be out there and how to market their team. This is what they came up with. It's almost as bad as the Cardinals new jerseys: 

You spend all this money and time to come up with something and then you just slap Arizona across the front. I assume this is how the social media meeting when for the Texans. Okay guys, big week for us. Number 2 pick after we won game 17 for no reason at all. Let's see what can we do here. How about a cryptic fake motivational tweet that is typically reserved for an inside sales guy on LinkedIn. 

Embrace the struggle!