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Packers First Rounder Lukas Van Ness' Family Stole The Show On Draft Night

Death. Taxes. The Packers not taking a WR/TE in the first round. Iowa defensive end Lukas Van Ness is a Green Bay Packer. High motor who hopefully rips the heads off many opposing QBs moving forward. That's all great, but we need to talk about his draft video. The kid got his name called and was immediately swarmed by women along with his buddy who I presume was beyond hammered. Dude was immediately dragged off and I assume thrown out of the house. Have a sense of the moment one time for me. 

Anyways, let's talk about the family because that's really why you're here. Who are the sisters, who's the girlfriend? Are they all girlfriends? Before we reveal the truth I want to say they're all first round picks in my book. 

We'll start with the far left, his sister Ella. 

I believe in the back we have another sister, Hanna. 

And to the right, coming in for the kiss and getting denied, we have his girlfriend Frankie Kmet who happens to be Chicago Bears tight end Cole Kmet's sister. 

A major twist to this moment was Lukas' dad with some BIZARRE behavior. 

I mean what are we doing here? That is no accident whatsoever. Not once…but TWICE??? I'm permanently raising the red flag. Surely that'll be a fun father son conversation once the dust settles. 

Well, anyways here's to Lukas Van Ness becoming a star defensive end for Green Bay and his beautiful, strange family being shown in the stands for years to come. 

p.s. my bad I hit "close comments" by accident