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This Saints 'Fan' At The Draft Sure Looks Like A Pro-Goodell Spy That The NFL Planted In The Crowd

Here I was trying to watch some of night 2 of the NFL Draft when I was hit right in the face with a conspiracy theory. Naturally see the glorious, infamous, perfect clown shirt. Impossible to miss that giant clown nose. Then it happened. Someone from the clouds behind it pushing it away, losing their mind, muttering the words 'don't do that.' 

Some are trying to say she wanted her moment on TV. Some are saying she perhaps knew they'd be kicked out for holding that out. 

That's what Goodell would want you to think. I've never been so sure of an NFL plant. We're talking about the NFL Draft here. There aren't 'normal' people who just show up to this. We're talking the ultimate football weirdos. Full game day outfits to watch names be called. You're telling me she's worried about getting kicked out at a place like that? 

Absolutely not. These are the Saints we're talking about. They hate Goodell right behind the Pats. They show no mercy. These fans are lunatics. They don't care about making fun of Goodell. They sure as shit don't worry about getting kicked out of places. 

Spy! Traitor! Classic Goodell.