The Mets Trotted Out Flamethrowers Christen Harper, Brooks Nader, and Camille Kostek to Throw Out The First Pitch The Other Night Because They Get What Puts Asses In The Seats. BONUS- Official Statement From Frank The Tank

SI Lifestyle - 2023 SI Swimsuit models Christen Harper, Camille Kostek and cover star Brooks Nader deviated from regular looks consisting of colorful bikinis, chic city girl outfits and red carpet glamour, and opted for customized Mets jerseys on Tuesday, May 16.

The models threw the ceremonial first pitch to players Drew Smith, Tylor Megill and Eduardo Escobar at a baseball game against the Rays at Citi Field in Queens, N.Y.

Dog shit product on the field you overspent (literally) hundreds of millions of dollars for? Keep the fans coming to the park by featuring 3 of the hottest women in the game right now. Well done by the Mets. 

It’s not rocket science.

P.s. - savage from Frank. Pray for David Peterson.