Tom Sandoval Already Has A New Girlfriend????

The woman seeing the “worm with a mustache” has been revealed.

Tom Sandoval is reportedly dating Texas-based influencer Karlee Hale, according to the US Sun.

Despite going through two breakups in recent months, the disgraced “Vanderpump Rules” star has been spotted with Hale numerous times.

Last week, a TikTok user shared a video of the rumored new couple looking cozy at a swanky hotel bar in Austin, Texas — just hours before his split from Raquel Leviss made headlines.

This HAS to be fake, right? They HAVE to just be friends. I can't be content with the knowledge that after all this man has publicly done, there are still girls actively trying to date him. It blows my mind generally that people are still going out to see him perform as the lead singer of The Most Extras, which has to be the biggest joke band of all time. I thought, surely people are only going out to see this man perform so they can boo him and throw tomatoes at his mustache. 

It seems I was wrong. It seems that despite my best efforts to bully all of the stupid women of the world into being smart, another one has slipped through the cracks. Rest In Peace to her intelligence, and to everyone else - LOOK AWAY FROM THIS BAD EXAMPLE OF BEING FOR THE GIRLS. 

UPDATE!!!!!

As soon as this blog was published, we see the following:

Tom Sandoval denied he’s dating Karlee Hale despite being spotted out together and reports saying otherwise.

Sandoval’s rep said Tuesday that the “Vanderpump Rules” star is “just friends” with the Texas-based influencer.

“[He] recently hung out with her because he happened to be in Austin performing with his band,” the rep told TMZ.

Sandoval’s cover band, Tom Sandoval & the Most Extras, sang at Buck’s Backyard in Buda, Texas — a 25-minute drive from downtown Austin — on May 13.

A likely fuckin' story. WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE. Fuck U Tom!!!!!!