A True Player's Coach: Atletico Madrid Manager Says Any Player Who Only Has Sex 4 Times A Month Can't Play For Him

[Source] - But there was also time for personal matters in the extensive chat, in which Simeone revealed the bizarre claim, after the presenter cited a study that the average Spaniard has sex 56 times a year. 

Simeone replied: 'How many? 56... 56 a year... How many are a month? Four a month? Four a month no...  'With four times a month you can't play in my team.'

Look at Diego Simeone man. You can say he's joking, but there's no joking here. He wants guys with stamina. He wants guys who can fuck like him and put them out on the pitch. That's the type of manager I wish Tottenham had. Maybe he's onto something here. He's won La Liga twice and Europa League twice at Atletico. Those are trophies, I'd like one of those at some point at Tottenham. Maybe the fact that you have to sex five times a month to play for him is the reason why he's successful. 

How about Diego also saying he has sex like 15 times a month with his wife? 

When the interviewers pressed Simeone for a more realistic number, he replied: 'Fifteen a month? I'm not going to say... but we have a good average.'

A good average?!? What does that mean? 15 times a month as a married man is something I salute. That's keeping the romance up, granted his wife is a model. 

Diego is 53 years old and still fucking like this. Some would say he's built different, but he just has standards. He wants to have sex and he wants his players to have sex. That's a players first manager. If I'm an Atletico player, I'm showing this to my significant other right away. Hey coach says we gotta have sex at least 5 times a month or I'm on the bench.