Bill Murray Confirmed Dating Nas’ Ex, Kelis, Singer of “Milkshake”

Tell me again how we’re not in a simulation. You can’t. 

Somebody explain this one to me. Please. How do Kelis and Bill Murray even cross paths? Never mind start knocking boots and wind up in the ny post as featured couple of the week.

For you squares out there who don’t know who the fuck Kelis is, her milk shake brings all the boys to the yard. Every single one.

She had a short but hot career in the early 2000s, married one of the best 10 rappers of all time, Nas, had some kids, and kinda faded away

A divorce from Nas, a few Uber eats Super Bowl commercials later she winds up on Peter Venkman's dick. What a world.

And good for Bill Murray. He deserves a little spice at this stage in life. Clocks ticking, why go vanilla every day? Life’s all about variety.