Priorities: Victor Wembayama's Offseason Workout Plan Is To Eat A Shit Ton Of Breakfast Tacos In San Antonio

I know what you want me to do here and that's include Charles Barkley and his war on San Antonio. I'm not going to do that because breakfast tacos are fucking delicious. We will not let Barkley win this round even though you can picture him saying it. This is just genius by Wemby though. 

Quick sidenote: I kind of hate the name Wemby but spelling out his last name every time SUCKS. 

Remember, he had this quote recently: 

You want Victor to bulk up? Fine. Give him the breakfast tacos every day. Again, this is easily the best part about getting drafted by the Spurs and living in San Antonio. You can pop out of your place and within a mile hit like 6-7 taco joints. They are all delicious too. 

The key is going to be what does he order? Me personally? Give me some chorizo in a breakfast taco and we're cooking with gas. Need it to be a little spicy too. Don't want it dinner taco spicy, but it needs a kick. This is how you keep Victor healthy though. You get him away from the French cuisine he's used to and start giving him Tex-Mex. Forget the weights. Forget the true workout plan. Someone take him to Torchy's and show him the secret menu. He'll be in heaven. 

I'm convinced this is all going to work out and he's going to live up to the hype. Breakfast tacos do that to a person.