Former Intern "Hot Sean" Who Dave Called The "Intern Smokeshow With The Face From the Gods" Is On This Season Of The Bachelorette

How it started....

So today is the first day of summer interns at Barstool.   We got like 20 of them here.  They all looks the same.  I mishmosh of losers, dorks, and Stoolies just like the rest of us.  And then we got this dude. Who the fuck hired this kid? Kid is fucking gorgeous. I mean have you ever seen me hire a gorgeous kid before? No chance.  Guys this hot are a total morale killer for everybody in the office.  I mean poor Riggs and his twisted eyes have to look at this shit every day? It’s garbage.  That’s why I stick with Tommy Smokes (no offense Tommy) and Zah (no offense Zah)  It just shows how much Barstool has changed over the years. We got man candy now. Looks like you finally won Laura Wagner. Fuck.

....How it's going

Hot Sean on the Bachelorette!?!? While I never. I actually had to unfollow him on IG a couple years ago because his abs were always smack dab in my face and I couldn't take it anymore. 

And look at him now in his grey suite, charming the pants off of Charity with that oversized check. Barstool will never cease to amaze me. One second you have Pirate Simon popping up at Fenway getting the entire crowd chanting for him, then Deion Sanders became an employee, and then Hot Sean is becoming an overnight celebrity. And somewhere inbetween Glenny Balls became the most famous person in America. None of it makes sense but at the same time all of it makes sense in every single way.