The Sixers Are Telling Teams That Tyrese Maxey is "Untouchable", Even For Prime Michael Jordan

You can't fool me, I'm familiar with your game. I thought I was reading one of those like ButtCrack Sports accounts when I read this tweet, but nope. Tyrese Maxey YOU are a Los Angeles Laker. No front office in their right mind is going to utter some bizarre statement like this unless you're already discussing trade packages for Dame, or you're just an unserious franchise. Prime Michael Jordan is just such a ludicrous statement you have to respect it. This is the spiritual successor to "I WANT IGUODALA" by Max Kellerman. Morrey just says some stupid shit every week that I'm starting to think he's a sociopath that is just lying for the fun of it, like last week when he said they wanted Evan Mobley, Jarrett Allen, and a pick for Tobias Harris.

Giannis and the Bucks front office now have the opportunity to do something really funny. But don't do that because Barstool was partially built off Philly scumbag tears, which are some of the hardest working tears in all the land. Great people, horrible franchises. At least they have this guy on their roster and he's a 22 year old 6'1 guard out of Kentucky according to the front office:

Sam Hinkie is not coming back through that door Philly.