Adele Heard About Fans Throwing Stuff At Performers On Stage And Equipped Herself With a T-Shirt Cannon

Adele has probably seen all the nonsense happening on stages lately like ashes being thrown at Pink and Bebe Rhexa getting smoked with a phone in the head. Adele wasn't fucking around and had her t-shirt cannon threatening people saying she will kill them if they throw something. I also love that she said I dare you because when someone says that it scares the shit out of me. If you are daring me to try and hurt you that just means you feel nothing and will kill me with your own hands. 

I feel like people will probably take this seriously and be like she cant threaten people like that! I think she definitely can because the fact that people throw anything on stage is absolutely insane. There is one time it is appropriate to throw anything at an event and it is a hat on the ice when there is a hatrick. Also maybe when the Red Wings have a game and someone wants to throw an octopus because I find that funny, but nowhere else should you be throwing things. Be a normal human being and just fucking dance and sing at a concert. 

Also I do think that T-shirt cannons are very underrated because those things fucking fly and if someone threw something at Adele and she fired back T-shirt right back in the gullet would be incredible.