The FBI Is Asking For All Swifties To Help Them Do Their Job And Solve Crimes With A Bizarre Social Media Post

Our country has jumped the shark. What are they doing here? Who is approving posts like this? It's honestly bothering me. And what the fuck does "(FBI's version)" version mean?

1) Terrorism (FBI's version): planting agents at various rallies?

2) Cyberterrorism (FBI's version): Illegal wiretaps?

3) Counter Intelligence (FBI's version): Illegal data collection?

4) Civil Rights (FBI's version): Censorship?

5) Public Corruption (FBI version): Peddling narratives through media and social media?

6) Weapons Of Mass Destruction (FBI Version): This is more of a CIA thing

7) Organized Crime (FBI Version): Drug trafficking?

8) Violent Crime

9) White Collar Crime (FBI Version): The FBI

The FBI doesn't get to the Swifties though. Taylor Swift could use them at her behest. They could invade Canada and win if she wanted them too. It's the fiercest army on the internet these days and they answer to their Queen and their Queen only. 

What they should be doing is using their powers to protect their queen because seemingly nobody has worse stalkers than her. Hearing these stories genuinely creeps me the fuck out. There are so many people who are mentally deranged and it manifests in the same way...being obsessed with celebrities. 

These are the creepiest ones that I could find on the internet. Taylor leads the league, but Bieber's story is the weirdest.