Barbers Need To Be Stopped: They're Now Charging $1,150 For A THREE Hour Haircut In Los Angeles

 

Before I begin this blog, I'd like to say a prayer to a certain Barstool employee/game show host who may have just moved to Los Angeles and gets his haircut once a week. If you thought NYC was bad, get ready to learn the City of Angels buddy. Not even one of those naked barbers that sits on your lap the entire time charges this much money. And a 3 hour haircut? What is bro doing for 3 hours? The best part of a haircut is not only the art of the cut, but the efficiency of it too. I don't got 3 hours to sit around to watch you play with my hair like we're high school sweethearts. It's worth debating whether the bigger crime is $1150 or a haircut that is lasting as long as Avengers: Endgame. At least he kept it somewhat honest with the $100 travel fee. You know how Los Angeles traffic gets. My man saw the Calabasas address and his eyes lit up like Mr Krabs with dollar signs. I'm still not totally convinced that we're not reading a text conversation between this fella and an escort. 

What else could he be typing with the 3 dots after telling you he's fully intending on robbing you? Send me the cash app for the deposit? The Internet has let barbers get too comfortable now that they can go viral on TikTok showing off their fades and think their price is sweet. I think being a barber is a difficult job with a lot of skill required, but let's not lose the importance of the shop on the corner that looks like a laundering spot but will give you the best cut for $20 in the midst of this nonsense. 

There's a blog to be written about how much you should be tipping your barber, but that's for another day. Reminds me of the time an unnamed Barstool employee said he goes to one of those chain haircut places with a $20 bill and doesn't pay a cent more for the $18 haircut. Good thing he'll remain unnamed.

Off to file a report with the BBB for this crime against humanity.