Jet to the Limo To the Eco Friendly Bike: Spanish Climate Minister Pretends She Cares About Climate Change

Rules for thee but not for me! I am about 2 C4s deep in the Pardon My Take Studio pushing weight listening to Rick Ross, and this shit popped up on my timeline; now I am GETTING HIGH ON ANGER. 

Yeah, I am on that same juice your dad is when he's listening to Tucker Carlson getting pissed about the national debt. 

I am turning redder and redder not because I am on the Alex Jones shit but the AC guy doesn't actually fix the AC in the office, he just breaks it every time he comes, so he has to come back to chat up Ebony and hang out.

SO THIS APPOINTED OFFICIAL whose job is to help Spanish people chill out the climate, (I dare you to tell a Spaniard to chill they really don’t take it well, they are a fiery people, they prefer "Please take a siesta"), is not only being a total hypocrite traveling private and taking a private limo to this event (causing a larger carbon footprint than most) but decides to end the trip by taking a bike to show she is "making the sacrifices we all should". 

Yeah have I seen the Canadian smoke over New York City, yeah its 95 degrees in Manhattan today, yeah there is insane flooding happening all over the world. But that's even more reason this pompous fuck should be biking all the way from Spain to wherever this climate conference is. 

I know sorority chicks who have walked from Spain to like Germany for fun with a backpack. It took them a long time, and they all caught scabies, bed bugs, and certain fungal infections from the glorified homeless shelters they stayed in (Hostels). They probs used zero carbon. If the Climate Prime Minister isn't willing to find out Ivermectin is the only cure for scabies while decreasing her carbon footprint, then how the hell is she going to convince the Spanish that Bullfighting is bad because Cow Farts. 

GTG this rant has gotten my heartrate up for this last bench set.