The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are Breaking Out The Throwback Creamsicle Jerseys Week 6 This Season And They're Pure Unadulterated Uni Porn

CBSSports.com - For the first 21 years of their existence, the Tampa Buccaneers had one of the most iconic uniforms in the NFL and that uniform will be finally be making a return this year. 

The Bucs announced on Monday that the Creamsicle jerseys are officially back. The team will wear them for one game this season and that will come in Week 6 against the Lions (Oct. 15). 

Could you please hand me that washcloth? I need to wipe up the mess I just made in my pants.

Holy shit these things are amazing. I am in no way shape or form a Bucs fan but I will sure as shit be tuned into this game. And that tells you just how good these uniforms actually are because why on earth would anyone outside of those two cities ever want to watch a Lions vs Buccaneers game? 

The Lions are mid as fuck and the Bucs are going to have one of these fucking guys at the helm...

If it's Baker Mayfield then I feel bad for the Tampa faithful. I would venture to say there isn't a quarterback that will drive you more insane on earth. One game he looks like an All-Pro, then he talks shit in the media, and then without fail he shits down his leg the next week. Rinse and repeat. 

If it sounds like I am still salty about Baker it's because I am. On one hand there is no denying that we has a bust of a 1st overall pick. On the other hand he led the Browns to our only playoff win since cell phones were invented. A very tough place to be mentally as a fan. 

I mean just look at Steven Cheah's reaction when Tampa signed Baker. Even the most positive, optimistic guy in the worst couldn't hide his disdain and concern. 

I think who I feel the worst for are fans that will inevitably purchase a Baker creamsicle jersey and then be forced to wear that every year even though he is gone because the jersey itself is so bad ass. We're used to that in Cleveland, the revolving door of dog shit QBs is well documented. Hell, my brother named his dog "Baker." 

But to be a Tampa fan and have to attached a QB that will be gone in no time to a uniform that will never go out of style is a tough tough scene. 

Ts & Ps to Bucs fans that buy this jersey.