I Need To Know The Name Of This Church Where Priests Dance With Smokeshows

This comes from the great Mario Lopez, who if you aren't familiar with was a legend on Saved By The Bell as A.C. Slater (trivia question he was asked 3 times what A.C. stood for ... the answers are Albert Clifford, Abnormally Cruel and Absolutely Charming). He was also super nice when I met him at HQ. 

Now the only downside here as that give his social media it looks like Mario posts a lot of viral videos, because at first glance i thought this was the church he actually went to. That would be even funnier, but regardless... what a visual  in this video. The priest looks like he's at Somewhere Nowhere with Smacky Jables on a Saturday night with those moves. I haven't seen a priest in a club environment like this Tony Manero brings his brother to the dance contest. What a vibe from this guy ... let's call him Fr. Bustamove. Can you imagine the pick up lines ? "Hey hun you got any catholic in you ... you want some?" ... "Instead of telling me your sins, why don't you show me them?" ... and the. obvious "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" What a scene. 

Can't imagine what else goes down at these masses. Does the organ player have turn tables? Do the alter boys smoke cigarettes in between the homily and bringing up the gifts? Do the nuns have wet t shirt contests? What's the line here because it seems like this church is a full on free for all. 

Reminds me of a story that my parents told one time. They went to a Christmas Party at a friends house within the parish let's call him Marty. Almost everyone at the party was from the parish and knew each other as their kids all went to the same school. One guy, John, there was an old friend of Marty and knew less people but was a social butterfly who found himself being introduced to different people along with his wife. At one point in the night, John was talking to a woman who was a few drinks in, let's call her Joanne. Joanne happens to be one of the woman who sing the church hymns at mass on Sundays. Maybe it was the liquor or that it was a stranger and she felt she could disclose personal details without ever seeing this guy again, but either way she was telling dirty jokes, giving out her sexual preferences etc. My dad caught up with John towards the end of the night just as he was retelling my dad the story. Around that same time, Joanne's husband told her it was time to leave. As she went to get up from her chair she took 2 steps and fell flat on her face drunk. Without missing a beat, John turned to his wife and said "We have to start going to mass at Holy Name." 

Always made me chuckle . I think Joanne and Fr. Bustamove would be the best of friends.