Video: Four Women Brawl on a Vegas Casino Floor Over One Guy in a Clash for the Ages

Everyone in the world has different likes and interests, and there are few aspects of this life that have universal appeal. But one of the things that essentially everyone enjoys is a good old fashioned girl fight. You'd be hard-pressed to find anyone who didn't have at least a small fascination for the fine pugilistic arts between the ladies. 

Male. Female. Old. Young. Regardless of your belief system or your lifestyle. When one breaks out in the school cafeteria, in a nightclub, in the street outside a nightclub, there's no one who won't drop what they're doing and watch the fur fly. I have a friend who would frequent the gay clubs of Manhattan back in the day and reported that some played the Dynasty fight scenes between Joan Collins and Linda Evans (which I assume it was like a running bit on the show) on continuous loop.

But rarely do you get to witness a donnybrook of this magnitude. Here's Daily Mail with the blow by blow:

Four women who were caught on camera in a vicious hair-pulling brawl at one of Las Vegas' most upscale hotels earlier this month were fighting over a married man. 

The catfight between the scantily-clad women broke out a little before 6pm on July 9 at the Wynn, drawing a crowd of spectators and later going viral online.

A redacted police report has now revealed that the brawl broke out after a furious wife allegedly attacked her husband's lover and her friend at the five-star hotel.

The angry wife along with her friend allegedly ambushed love rival Amanda Collado, 29, and her friend Danielle Pertusiello, 24. The latter woman is seen in the footage with her skirt pulled up to expose her thong as she fights on the deck. 

According to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police report obtained by Fox News Digital, Pertusiello and Collado had left a rooftop pool party at the hotel and were walking to the bathrooms near the casino when they claim they were ambushed. ...

Pertusiello told police during her interview that she 'has been dating/sleeping with a married man,' and that the woman believed to be his wife had caught him 'cheating on her with Danielle.'

Both the woman and her husband's names were blacked out in the report. He was not in town during the fight, the report stated. 

As a result of the redactions, it is not clear if the jilted woman is the brunette in jean shorts or the blonde in sweatpants. 

First of all, what a wasted opportunity for the gentleman at the center of all this to be out of town at the time of this bench-clearing brawl. Who among us wouldn't have been flattered to be fought over so gallantly, like a prize to be wone. He truly missed an all time "Dudes Rock" moment. 

Second, and more importantly, this simply had all the elements that make up a great battle. And it's almost unprecedented in history to see so many sides in armed combat at the same time. Even if they were allied, the wife and her friend on side, Pertusiello and Collado on the other, they were still fighting separately. You even had a cavalry charge late in the battle, with Cream Sweatpants riding in on the HandiFat power scooter. Add casino security into the mix, and we're looking at the Battle of the Five Armies out of The Hobbit. With the trained, professional, mercenary soldiers ultimately winning the day, as they always do. 

All I can say is that, while not advocating violence, I won't even consider denying how fascinating this one was. Instructors at the Jealous Wife Catfight War College will be debating the effectiveness of these battlefield tactics for generations to come. And somewhere out there we've got an unnamed husband, an unsung hero who must be one hell of a catch, to thank for it. As always, thank you, Vegas, for the entertainment.