VIDEO: I Shaved Uncle Chaps' Head To PERFECTION

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This week I challenged Brandon Walker to many things. One of those challenges was catching a football: 

And he failed miserably at it. To his credit, I do have a goddamn cannon of an arm and not many people can catch a slant from me do to the sheer velocity of the football when it leaves my hand, but then again... SEC speed my ballsack. 

I then told him I could cut hair better than him. He was so scared shitless that he tapped out of the challenge before he even attempted it. Just conceded before he even hit the campaign trail. 

Shouldn't surprise anyone at all, as he's a gutless coward that is pitbull bark, shitzu bite. That's fine though, he'll perfectly mold into the new Chicago office in due time. 

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