The Guardians Just Traded For Noah Syndergaard Which Would've Been Really Cool 5 Years Ago

Did the Dodgers call No-Tradebacks? If not we need to use that old school trick because uhhh, did we not just get fleeced? Syndergaard ain't been good since like 2018, It's like our former co-worker gluck glucked the talent out of him like he was a Monstar. Buddy hasn't pitched since June 7th and we're sending them Amed Rosario? I'm not saying the fanbase hasn't been calling for him to be moved, but I'm also not saying we should've sent him for this injury prone bum that hasn't even pitched since June 7th because he has a fucking blister. A 7.12 ERA in 12 starts this season and we said sure, take our starting shortstop.

I want to be optimistic that Carl Willis can figure him out and turn his career back around, but that can't be why we're making this trade, right? If he does though, the shirts will sell themselves.

Anyways, congratulations to Amed Rosario on winning the World Series MVP. I know he's cooled off at the plate this season and that his range sucks in the field, but I expect no less than 1908 Honus Wagner now that he's out of Cleveland.