COME TO AMERICA: The MLS Has Reportedly Explored A 'Unique' Deal To Try And Convince Mbappe To Play Here Instead Of Real Madrid

Oh fuck yeah, let's get weird and dream about the possibilities. Hell, we got Messi over here and the guy is the best thing to happen to the MLS, why not bring over a former teammate? Maybe have Messi give the pitch, especially if he wants to keep the Barcelona/Madrid rivalry alive. I don't need buzzkills like this or 'Mbappe's dream' right now: 

People have often said FC Cincinnati is the Real Madrid of the MLS anyways. So just bring him here. Good luck stopping him and Brandon Vazquez together. Hell, them two with Luciano Acosta is a better big 3 than whatever PSG had. Not like that Messi and Neymar guy are super successful. 

I know the chances are next to none, but why not if you're the MLS? You're telling me you never tried to shoot your shot with someone more attractive than you? What's the worst they can say? No. Okay, move on to the next one. That's what the MLS needs to do. Maybe we find another guy at a superstar level, but make Mbappe say no. Give him whatever he wants to come on over.

Maybe you can convince Mbappe it'd be the ultimate fuck you to the Saudi League. If you hate the Saudi League, come play in the MLS. Might be a new motto or something here. Pretty clear what the US and MLS needs to do. Land guys like Messi and Mbappe, bring back the better team names like Kansas City Wiz and bring back the old school jerseys. No more of this FC/Real names. I want the Earthquakes, Galaxy, Metrostars, Mutiny, etc.