GREASE THE POLES: Philly Area Kid 'Chedder Wiz' DOMINATES The USA National Mullet Finals

Came. Saw. CHEDDERED. 

I mean, I know it's for the kids and all, but this was supposed to be a competition? The kids region of the USA National Mullet Championship was over the day Chedder Wiz decided to grow the flow. And the results back that up. Chedder almost DOUBLED the 2nd place vote. It's really not a suprised based on what we knew of the kid going into the vote:

Sources say Chedder Wiz is already on a travel baseball team at 6-years-old and lives on a 10 acre farm where his Dad built him a back stop and bought a pitching machine. He also goes to speed and agility classes because he "wants to be faster so his Chedder Flow blows in the wind". And his favorite thing is wing night at the Little Oley Tavern, a GREAT establishment in Boyertown, PA everyone should frequent. 

If Philly was about to give Smarty Jones a parade for winning the Triple Crown and then actually did give Taney Little League a celebration for just making it far in the Little League World Series, Chedder Wiz deserves his flow to caress majestically in the wind down Broad St. Do the right thing, people. This is now Chedder Wiz's world. We are all simply witnesses.