Browns Fans REALLY Don't Want The Weird Dog Face Logo At Midfield So Whatever You Do Please Do Not Click On This Link And Vote For The Weird Dog Face. I Am Begging You.
Yes, I am a die hard Browns fan. I bleed orange and brown and ride with this piece of shit franchise no matter the depths of the hell they put me through. I ignore their complete and utter ineptitude and put my Browns gear on every season like that meme with the guy putting on clown makeup. That's me.
But I also have other passions. Like creating chaos and watching people turn on each other on Twitter. It might be one of the only things I love more than the Browns actually. In my world it goes...
1. Family
2. Chaos
3. Browns.
Boobs are probably somewhere in there too.
So with that in mind I am begging you with all my energy PLEASE do not click on the link and vote for the weird dog logo to be placed at midfield. Browns fans absolutely hate it and it would piss people off to no end.
Once again, PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK RIGHT HERE and vote for the very odd, and not very visually appealing dog logo to be placed at the 50-yard line.
It would be a shame if the entire season we had to look at that extremely unattractive logo every time the Browns crossed into their opponents' territory. I would in no way find it hilarious seeing people bitch about it week after week so please do not CLICK HERE to vote for the dog logo. I don't know how many times I can ask.
You might say to yourself that this would be payback for Browns fans voting Peyton Hillis onto the cover of Madden 15 years ago when he was just a mid running back. You might say that we deserve this fate for making you think, "how the fuck did this guy get on the cover?" every time you took the disc out of your Madden 08 case to play your little brother in a game.
And as much as we probably do deserve it, I just ask you reconsider CLICKING HERE and voting for the weird, not very intimidating, completely out of place dog logo to be made the focal point of our entire stadium. I just don't know what I would do if you guys made that happen.
And whatever you do, please do not put this in your group chats and get all your buddies to vote as well. That would be the absolute worst thing you could do. People LOATH that dog logo and I'm not sure I could handle it if I had to watch them lose their minds when that dreary, sad dog face is announced as the winner of this contest.
Once again, please do not vote for the dog. I would absolute hate to see that for the entirety of an NFL season on my field. Thanks in advance for your cooperation on not CLICKING HERE to vote for that stupid dog.