The Savanah Bananas Think They Are Cool Cause Marty Mush Took BP With Them

So I have a new enemy.   The Savana Banananas.   Now listen I get that the bananas aren’t meant for people over the age of 10.  It’s a kids show.   They play wacky baseball and do wacky things and it works for them.  They have great attendance and it’s a great place to bring your kids for an afternoon.  (Editor’s note – I hate kids)   So I get it’s not for me.    That’s fine.   

But what is driving me crazy is seeing their clips go viral every 2 seconds. Like after the 9,000th clip of essentially the same exact thing we get the point.   Oh the center fielder did a flip catching a routing fly ball.  Ohh the umpire is dancing.  Oh they are dancing their way to the batters box.  Oh they are doing the Toosie Slide.  Enough already.   So yesterday after seeing another Savanah Bannanna clip go viral for the billionth time I innocently tweeted out

Well the Bananas reacted by trying to dunk on me saying that Barstool sucks the Bananas dick and always asks to repost their content and Marty Mush begged to take BP with them.   I’m sure all of this is true and it also just confirms exactly what I was saying about the Banans.  It’s lame ass content.  I mean no joke I’ve sent no less than 10 texts to our social team (Bald Paul) to stop being lame on our socials since my return.   Like stop fucking posting lame Instagram videos.  I don’t care if they get views or likes or whatever.  I know we need permission to post videos now and it’s not the wild west like it was when we were in Milton.  I don’t care.   Figure out a way to post not lame content that doesn’t get us shut down by Zuckerberg.   Bottomline is this.   Any team that invites Marty Mush to take BP is not a team that produces good content for us.  Maybe for little kids and the Dude Perfect crowd it’s great, but seriously who the fuck wants to see Marty Mush take BP with the Savanan Bananass?   Nobody.     That’s who.

PS – Just to clarify again.   I think Dude Perfect is also lame as fuck.   I also get that they are bizillionaires and have absolutely crushed it.   That’s the same way I feel about the Bananas.   You can’t argue their success and I wouldn’t change a thing if I were them, but it’s for kids 10 and under.