If You Have A Problem With This Luxurious Italian Hotel Serving a Half-Naked Chocolate Covered Woman for Dessert You Have Zero Class

NY Post - A luxury Italian hotel has been forced to apologize after it covered a bikini-clad woman in chocolate as part of a dessert buffet – with a teenage girl among the guests left with a sour taste from the “disgusting” display.

Federico Mazzieri said he and his 14-year-old daughter were staying at the Voi Colonna Village in Sardinia when a female employee was slathered in chocolate syrup and made to lie on a table of dessert offerings for at least 30 minutes.

Respectfully, I should not have to explain the intricacies of fine dining to a man by the name of Federico Mazzieri. No offense Frederico, but you are a disgrace to your name & country. A true Frederico doesn't balk at a half-naked woman covered in melted chocolate lying in the fetal position on a dessert table just because his impressionable young daughter is present. A true Frederico uses the half-naked woman as a teaching moment to educate his daughter on the finer points of being fancy and Italian. 

If anything, a Frederico should be balking at the fact that this woman is wearing any clothing whatsoever. A naked woman on a table is all-class. The human body is a work of art. If anything, putting this woman in a bikini devalues the human body, and implies that an unclothed woman is somehow 'lesser than' simply because she is uncovered. That last sentence got away from me a bit, but my point stands. Bikini-clad women should be saved for the popular smut-peddling Barstool Sports blog franchise, "Dumping Them Out"

Let me tell you a thing or two about the 1%. When you reach a certain level of wealth. A certain level of fancy. You surpass something I like to call (i.e. just made up) the Classiness Line. For example, if I hired one of Glenny Balls OnlyFans models and told her to lay tits up on a folding table and served Cacio e Pepe out of her vagina, that would be trashy. I'm a man of a modest salary who rents a 1-bedroom apartment in New Jersey. I can't pull that off. However, if Jeff Bezos does this exact same thing, it would be a artistic display of... something. I don't know what because I'm not rich and don't understand. 

I couldn't figure out how to best depict the Classiness Line on a line graph, but made this half-ass visual representation to help get my point across.

Clearly this is a very dumbed down version of my point. There are plenty more inappropriate things that could go on the vertical axis. But I think you can see what I'm driving at. Once you hit the 'Filthy Rich' income level, things that would be considered inappropriate, or even disgusting or despicable for Poor/Regular individuals become high-class.

NOTE: Only in recent years has the graph been updated to deem pedophilia inappropriate across all income levels. 

A luxurious Italian hotel certainly falls in the Filthy Rich sector, making chocolate covered woman a perfectly tasteful dessert option. That's something "Frederico" (if that's your real name) simply does not understand.

“Last night, after a beautiful day in which many people worked hard to ensure that the many guests had a carefree day, I was speechless to see this scene,” Mazzieri wrote, according to a translation by The Telegraph.

“How can such behavior exist … where the body of a woman, an employee, is considered equal to a dish just to satisfy someone’s wandering eyes?” Mazzieri complained. 

How can such behavior exist where a beautiful hotel employee is not paid a lump sum of cash to be gawked at by the elite of the elite. This must be Frederico's first brush with the wealthy. He must have won a ticket to the event in a raffle, because he clearly knows nothing about how the other half lives.