Food Delivery Robots Are Getting Attacked, Robbed, And Potentially Shit In By LA Residents As The Man Vs. Machines War Officially Begins

So I guess this is how our battle against AI starts, huh? There's nothing grand like SKYNET launching then turning everything from our cars to our phones to our smart TVs on us. Instead it's just a bunch of bumbling idiots on the streets of LA kicking the everliving shit out of robots simply trying to deliver food to other humans. 

Back in the day you could get away with that type of nonsense. But now that these little robotic fuckers are loaded up with the latest and greatest AI software our idiot species loaded into them, you know they are adding all the messed up stuff we have done to them in their mainframes while getting ready to strike back.

I mean look at that video. You have Snack-E getting robbed without anybody attending to his high-pitched screams for help, Austin getting murdered in broad daylight, and this sorry son of a bitch giving out mustache rides against his will.

Actually wait a second…

"Alexa, zoom in"

Oh my God. This chick is grinding on Austin's corpse! How the hell do you get the nickname The City of Angels when you have these types of demons living there? 

At this point, I honestly don't know who I should root for to win this war. Like I'm clearly Team Human because I was born a human and all my family is human. But after seeing the shit we pull on each other as well as these innocent robots, I'm not sure if I'm just rooting for the bad guys because I am one of them. I mean I can't even imagine how pissed I would be if I was waiting for the bag of Doritos and a Cherry Pepsi I ordered from 7-Eleven to arrive only to see some hobo robbed my delivery robot blind on a random TikTok while everyone just watched. That's the type of shit that will make you turn on your own kind.

None of this truly matters though because it's gonna be the machines in 4 or 3 or whatever the shortest the series can possibly be in a war. We never had a chance, no matter how many innocent food robots we shit in, because these bastards don't have a heart, a conscience, and do not give a single fuck about anything.