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Johnathan Taylor Not Traded - An NFL Blog From NFL Blogger Caroline

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Welcome back to one of my numerous NFL blogs, where I talk about all the hot gossip and drama happening in the NFL. I love blogging about this stuff. 

Todays topic, Johnathan Taylor remaining on the physically unable to play list and missing the first four games of the season. 

Personally, I love that the NFL has physically disabled players. That's super inclusive and progessive. I think Johntahn is super brave and a pioneer. I'm sincerly inspired by his strength and perseverence. I hope they add more players to the PUP list. We should have more disabled players! It's not right how we've made the NFL so exclusive. It's ableist and I don't like that. 

I've been following this story for like a super long time (not just today when my boss yelled about people needing to blog) so I know that Johnny TayTay plays for the Colts. Since he wasn't traded, he is still with the Colts. Now, I knew this, because I am a sports blogger, but for those who didn't know, the Colts is not a cult. So when you hear "Johnathan will stay with the Colts", do not worry. He is not in any danger. He is not in a cult. He is safe. 

Johanthan was going to be traded to different team originally, but unlike my ex boyfriend, the Colts knew the value of what they had. They couldn't reach an aggrement to trade Joey Toey, because like my ex boyfriend, the other teams under valued him, didn't appreciate him, and will spend the rest of their life thinking about what could've been.

What could've been? Personally, I hoped JoTa would've gone to the Dolphins. My girlfriends and I went to Miami recently, and it was super fun.  I really loved the food and there's lot's of great places to go out. It just has a overall great vibe. Daniela recently moved there and told me how it's easier to make friends in Miami. Everyone is more social, active and in a better mood. Maybe it's the beach. I feel like the beach makes everyone happier. She seems to really love it. She has this glow about her recently and I think it's because she's living her best life in Miami. I love that for Daniela. 

I also would love if they made a Malibu team. I Googled it, and I didn't find a Malibu team. I feel like JTay would love Malibu. It fits his aesthetic. I really love it over there and it's right next to the Grand Theft Auto city! I love GTA (watching boys play it, I don't like actually playing).

Another great NFL blog from Caroline :)