Real One: El Chapo's Wife Emma Coronel Has Been Released From Prison After 2 Years And Saying She Had No Idea He Was A Drug Lord

TEN TOES DOWN! We can all only hope to find a wifey one day with the loyalty of Emma Coronel. They're what are described as "buchonas" in the biz, which just roughly translates to a narco wife. If you don't know anything about buchonas, they're as loyal as it gets. Ride or die types. You brought them into that life and they're going to stay true to it forever. She was facing life and the feds and didn't break, but your favorite rapper's crew is snitching the second they get a meal and a few hours in the precinct. I know the astrology girls see this story and go "THAT'S OUR CANCER MERCURY PISCES VANILLA SWIRL QUEEN!" but I say we just appreciate greatness for what it is. Prisoner dilemma like you read about. Nobody talks, everybody walks.

I know Ms. Coronel was in the interrogation room like this:

What alleged crime? Drugs? He didn't do drugs. Not around me anyway. I don't know what you're talking about. That same girl who is leaving you on read and not giving you the time of day is the same girl tweeting that she's that type of loyal too. "When he asks me what I bring to the table" is probably all over the timeline this morning. It's up to you to decide if you'd believe that or not. 

I don't know what's next for Miss Coronel in a life of freedom, but judging by El Chapo's alleged net worth of over a billion dollars, my suspicion is she'll be just fine. And she's got 700,000 Instagram followers and rising so let's just work out a FashionNova deal or something and bring her into the influencer world:

We'll call her the Anti Skyler White. Walter deserved better. Say her name!