This South Carolina Man Explaining How He Witnessed The Lost F-35 Going By His House Is The Most Entertaining Storyteller In America

Step aside Gus Johnson and Kevin Harlan, we have a new voice for America. Randolph White needs to call every big moment from here on out. He didn't have to make the screech sound, but that's the difference between a star and a man who knows the moment. He's one of the few who could explain the lost F-35 driving by his house: 

The bright lights (local news) came on and Randolph White delivered. He could have just said he was stunned. He could have just said it went flying by. Nope. This is the play-by-play we demand in America. I now can picture the exact sound and experience Randolph White had because he's an entertainer. Plain and simple, this man delivered when he had to. Ending it with the 'boom' really sold it too. 15 seconds of talking and directly into all of America's hearts and minds. 

I still don't understand this whole plane situation, luckily this cleared it up for me: 

SCREEEEEEEEECH. Well done, Randolph. Well done.