I Can't Believe I'm Writing Another Blog About Travis Kelce Making Himself Look Like A Fucking Loser When It Comes To Taylor Swift

I'm out. I'm done. A surefire way to make me out on you:

1. Talk with an accent that isn't yours 

2. Act like you're spitting "good" game

3. Surround yourself with equally lame friends who encourage your embarrassing attempts at courting a woman 

Taylor comes out with her final word last night, essentially friend zoning Travis, and he pops onto Pat McAfee today for this? Wow, riveting stuff. So "charming." Seriously, how many times am I going to write about this guy? How many different ways can I say "he seems like a total douchebag loser, I don't know what ANYONE sees in him let alone Taylor Swift, he's chasing clout 24/7"? Seriously. I need help. 

I stopped this blog about a paragraph ago and Hubbs just came over to tell me to write more about it, because clearly now my apathy and annoyance with this entire saga is interfering with my ability to blog. I've written five different blogs about them in one week. Why? Because Travis and his brother won't keep their mouths shut in the news about it. If someone mentions Taylor Swift, I blog it. Thanks for the numbers to hit my quota, but I'm SO BORED of it, Travis. 

For those who STILL don't think this is a reach for clout? Open your eyes. Look what's happening here. The first time we heard about these rumors was on September 12th:

You know what else dropped on 9/12?

Interesting! Coincidence? As if. Open your eyes to the truth, SHEEP.