Lighten the Fuck Up! His 24" Penis Was Causing Him Problems so He Went To See a Doctor...

A man had a 24” penis, creating problems in his everyday life… 

It wasn’t easy getting around, and it was causing him constant knee pain. So he went to see a doctor…

The doctor examined him and concluded, “Your penis is so large it’s ruining your posture and giving you knee pain. We can perform reduction surgery and safely remove part of it, giving you a more normal-sized penis and taking the pressure off your knees by correcting your posture.”

At first, the man was reluctant, but his intense knee pain was too much to bear. “Okay, I can’t take this agony anymore. I'll do it.”

While the man was being prepped in the operating room, the head surgeon was conferring with three assistant surgeons on how to best perform the surgery…

Dr. Brown said, “My advice would be to take a section from the base, that way, he won’t lose any sensitivity at the tip.”

Dr. Stevens chimed in, “I recommend taking a section from the middle because we’re not risking the patient’s reproductive function by being too close to his testicles.”

Dr. Marshall added, “I would take a section from the end, he’s already been circumcised, so the scar will be easier to hide.”

Before they could make a decision, the scrub nurse raised her hand and, sobbing hysterically, said, “Can’t we just make his legs longer?”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke# 194!

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