Wink Martindale Basically Calls Josh Allen The Greatest Athlete Ever, Compares Him To Dan Marino, Derrick Henry And Steph Curry

Oh good! This is exactly what I want to hear as a Giants fan. Last week we had Wink saying he couldn't sleep because he was too busy crying thinking about going against the Dolphins offense. He was right. They kicked our ass. Now we have another primetime game, because the NFL only supports torture, against the Bills. Now we have Wink basically calling Josh Allen the greatest athlete of all time.

I mean look at this. One of the greatest quarterbacks ever, a running back who has put up some of the best stats we've seen and the greatest shooter in NBA history. Sure. That all makes sense. Might as well roll that all into one and there's Josh Allen. I mean, I can't blame him. Everyone on the Giants is basically hurt or stinks. So yeah he might look like this. 

I wish I could spin this in Wink just hyping up his team by basically saying we have no chance. But, uh, have you seen us play this year? Not only might the Giants give up 40 points, they simply won't score. It's impossible. I'm not even trying to be sarcastic or anything, this team can't score. They have 1 touchdown in the first half, it came from the defense. That's how pathetic this year has been. 

At this point Wink should have went even more detailed and added more elite athletes. You know, he hits like Ali. He has the feet of Messi. Come up with the most insane comparisons ever. Goddamnit I hate this season.