This Is The Greatest Endorsement For Indian Food I've Ever Seen

If there was a World Cup for cuisine, I'd have Indian food playing in the finals every 4 years. From top to bottom, Indian food fucks. You've got appetizers like samosa chaat and onion bhaji. Entrees like Tandoori chicken/lamb, chicken tikka masala, butter chicken. You've got curry. You've got desserts. And I'd go ahead and throw garlic naan up there against any other bread in the world. In every facet of the game, Indian food clears. The spices, the textures, everything about it just blows your dick away. 

But there's still a large percentage of Americans out there who have probably never even tasted Indian food before. Mainly because they don't know about it. They want their hamburgers and hot dogs, and if they're feeling a little ~exotic~, they'll go order fajitas and margaritas. Not that fajitas and margaritas don't rule or anything like that, but that's just the extent of their exploration. 

However, I think that'll change thanks to this cat right here. This fella looks like a bank teller on his lunch break. He looks like he wouldn't even know to look in the spice aisle if you asked him to pick you up some garam masala from the grocery store. His spice cabinet probably has iodized salt, pepper, and a bottle of cumin that he hasn't even ripped the seal off of yet. If this fella is having his brain completely melted by tasting all those flavors for the first time, then anybody else out there will have the same experience. If I owned an Indian restaurant, I wouldn't go around putting my menu in everybody's mailbox around town. I would print out a link to this video and drop that in their mailbox instead. As soon as they see what they're missing out on, the lines are going to be around the block. 

@JordieBarstool