A Flight From Tenerife To London Was Canceled As They Sat On The Runway Because Of Claims Someone Shit All Over The Bathroom Floor

[Post] - Frustrated passengers onboard a budget airline were filmed groaning in unison when their flight to London was postponed for a third time — this time because someone had defecated on the bathroom floor.

Video obtained by the Post shows the pilot telling passengers onboard the easyJet flight from the Spanish island of Tenerife on Saturday that someone found it “rather entertaining… to defecate on the front toilet, so now we’re staying the night here.

What the hell is going on here? We had the diarrhea plane recently: 

And the video was somehow more disgusting than imagined: 

Now we have this EasyJet flight from Spain to London being canceled because someone shit all over the bathroom floor. How? Why? You're already in the bathroom! I understand that sometimes the bubble guts come a flying, but you're there. Just get the pants off and seat up. You've achieved step 1 which is really the toughest. Getting to the bathroom. 

We all know flying is a pain in the ass to begin with. You have people who think everything should be catered to them despite forgetting they are stuffed in a tube with minimal space. You have people irritated, no common sense when it comes to standing and not standing. That's before you get into all the problems. There are delays everywhere, lack of planes, lack of workers, whatever you want to say. You just have to sit there, wait to get on the plane, hope it takes off on time and then land where you're supposed to. You're helpless in the whole ordeal outside of one thing.

Don't be an asshole and don't be the person who gets the plane delayed. 

In this case sure we can blame a literal asshole for the problem, but the point stands. That said, we need a full video like the diarrhea plane. We need to know just how bad it is for a flight to be canceled. Lesson as always: give yourself ample time to shit in a toilet.