I get a sick rush from wildlife messing up tourists who get way too close

I get a sick rush from wildlife messing up tourists who get way too close. The fuck around find out is just so karmically pleasing. 

I mean how the hell do you not hightail it away from these things? They are not domestic Cattle; they evolved thousands of years fighting humans that wanted to make bison burgers out of them 

These tourists trying to get anywhere near these things are ridiculous. 

Just stay the fuck away from Bison

Go to the national parks, but if you see a Bison, just get the fuck away. Why would you not try to ensure your 9-year-old isn't only on the fenced-off paths?