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The Detroit Lions Got Their Fucking Doors Blown Off By The Baltimore Ravens

Holy shit, I have a headache. I mean, I thought the Lions had a legitimate chance of losing today. I wasn’t crazy about the matchup, but holy ass balls. This was an absolute shit-pumping. The Lions looked like a junior varsity team. It’s strange because this is a good Lions team, but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen them get beat this bad in the first half. That’s really saying something.

Is this a fluke? I can’t say. They’ve just done nothing right. Lamar Jackson had 1 million hours to throw in the pocket. He’s gone out of the pocket and scrambled for first downs. The Lions couldn't stop the run or the pass. The offense didn't move the ball. You rarely ever see an NFL game like this. 

Does this change how I feel about the Lions? A little bit. I still think it’s a really good team, but a great team doesn’t get their asses beaten down like this. I think the idea of them potentially being a top seed in the NFC needs to be put to the wayside for now. The Ravens are really good. But even really good teams don’t blow out teams like this.