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2024 Barstool Sports Secret Santa | Stool Scenes

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Riggs Vs Mesa C.C., Holes 13-15

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Surviving Barstool S4 Ep. 9 | Old Dog Bites Back

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Twisted History

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I love GIFs...</p><p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/mpBzBUL.4f07d940.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/mpBzBUL.4f07d940.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video></p><p>Sure, pictures are great… And videos are more thorough… But there's something about a simple inappropriate GIF that I find very engaging…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/__e3a757694fc8dd4566bff4110a201e1c.e7dd5dd0.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/__e3a757694fc8dd4566bff4110a201e1c.e7dd5dd0.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>I glance past sexy pics all the time, but I will rewatch a quality GIF as it loops over-and-over for hours on end…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/ezgif-3-e925a63fe4.21d4c220.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/ezgif-3-e925a63fe4.21d4c220.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>But there's also an internet phenomenon that I don't find phenomenal in the least, and that is teaser GIFs…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/no-nope.bf49ef64.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/no-nope.bf49ef64.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>People make enticing GIFs for slobs like me with the express intention of cutting them short thereby fucking with our emotions…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/1I8M.5745f0e2.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/1I8M.5745f0e2.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>And sometimes religion is invoked as the reason for our cold shower…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs.0a0c7f04.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs.0a0c7f04.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>Please don't get me wrong.  I do not need to see nudity… As a matter of fact, I am a strong proponent of "less is more" when it comes to online pornography.  But I do not like being teased. with "more" and then be given "less"…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs-1.580facd7.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs-1.580facd7.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>So whoever is busy at home clipping half-naked girls that are dangling fruit that the viewer will never reach, I invite you all to go fuck yourselves…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/giphy.0feeab7e.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/giphy.0feeab7e.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p></body></html>

<p>It's no secret... I love GIFs...</p><p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/mpBzBUL.4f07d940.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/mpBzBUL.4f07d940.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video></p><p>Sure, pictures are great… And videos are more thorough… But there's something about a simple inappropriate GIF that I find very engaging…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/__e3a757694fc8dd4566bff4110a201e1c.e7dd5dd0.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/__e3a757694fc8dd4566bff4110a201e1c.e7dd5dd0.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>I glance past sexy pics all the time, but I will rewatch a quality GIF as it loops over-and-over for hours on end…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/ezgif-3-e925a63fe4.21d4c220.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/ezgif-3-e925a63fe4.21d4c220.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>But there's also an internet phenomenon that I don't find phenomenal in the least, and that is teaser GIFs…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/no-nope.bf49ef64.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/no-nope.bf49ef64.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>People make enticing GIFs for slobs like me with the express intention of cutting them short thereby fucking with our emotions…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/1I8M.5745f0e2.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/1I8M.5745f0e2.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>And sometimes religion is invoked as the reason for our cold shower…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs.0a0c7f04.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs.0a0c7f04.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>Please don't get me wrong.  I do not need to see nudity… As a matter of fact, I am a strong proponent of "less is more" when it comes to online pornography.  But I do not like being teased. with "more" and then be given "less"…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs-1.580facd7.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/the-goon-boobs-1.580facd7.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>So whoever is busy at home clipping half-naked girls that are dangling fruit that the viewer will never reach, I invite you all to go fuck yourselves…</p><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/giphy.0feeab7e.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2023/10/23/giphy.0feeab7e.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p>