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VIDEO: Girl Paid Frank The Tank To Breakup With Her Cheating Boyfriend And Frank May Have Ended This Man's Life

Frank showing me this Cameo last night was the hardest I laughed all week. Probably all month. It was unequivocally the hardest I've ever laughed at a Cameo (that's a very low bar but still).

I'm going to ignore the comments claiming that this was a fake request, and choose to believe this was a real woman who had the wherewithal to not immediately confront her cheating boyfriend, and instead take the time to pay Frank $50, then sit back and wait until the Tank finally got through his 1,000 pending Cameo requests to drag her cheating boyfriend across the internet. That takes serious poise. 

This wasn't just a quick 6-month, or 1-year relationship either. Blake the Snake was with his girl for 5 years. A 5-year relationship ended by Frank The Tank is brutal. You know Blake is a Frank The Tank fan too. How else would his girl even know about him and his Cameos? Now Blake won't be able to enjoy a Frank The Tank rant in peace for the rest of his life. It's not like you can simply avoid Frank either. He goes viral like 3 times a week. If you even adjacently follow Barstool, the internet is spoon feeding you Tank rants. And every time Blake sees one, he's going to think about getting dumped. That's how you break up with someone.

I wish I could have the actual Cameo to post, but Frank is a man of business. Frank's Cameos are meant for 1 person and 1 person only. We're already playing fast and loose with the rules by even sharing the audio, but it was too good to not let the world get a taste of it.