I'm Pretty Obsessed With How Ruthless Britney Spears Is Being About Justin Timberlake And His "Blaccent" In Quotes From Her New Memoir

Britney Spears recalls Justin Timberlake’s blaccent in her memoir: “One day J [Justin] and I were in New York going to parts of town I had never been to before. Walking our way was a guy with a huge, blinged-out medallion. He was flanked by two giant security guards. J got all excited and said, so loud, 'Oh yeah, fo' shiz, fo' shiz! Ginuwine, what's up homie?”

I cannot WAIT to get my hands on this book. There have been a handful of quotes flying around ahead of time and I've been wanting to save my thoughts for when I can actually read it for myself, but her consistent sewering of Justin Timberlake is fucking hilarious. I'm a big JT fan, I was a Backstreet Boys girl in my youth but I loved his solo career (especially The 20/20 Experience) but I'd be lying if I didn't say all of this info she's saying about him and their relationship is a long time coming. People forget how HORRIBLE he, and the media, were to her when they broke up. Justin painted himself as this massive victim and I always saw through the bullshit personally, but it's truly cracking me up to hear how much of a dork he seemed to be back in the day. 

Even funnier is the fact that Oscar winner Michelle Williams is the woman who is narrating this book for Britney. Listening to her read this passage is the hardest I've laughed all week:

Incredible stuff all around. Again, I really do like Justin of course all of these stories are from DECADES ago, but it's still nice to see our girl Brit get the last laugh against Mr Trolls himself. He was a fuckboy, no ifs ands or buts about it. You can scream Mirrors as loud as you want but never forget the fact that Justin was rolling around "parts of town Britney had never been to before" saying shit like "fo shiz!" with complete seriousness. TEAM BRIT FOR LIFE!