Lighten the Fuck Up! On Their Wedding Night Brianna and Ryan Had to Set Something Straight...
eric cahan. Getty Images.Shortly after Ryan proposed to Brianna, his dad took him aside and gave him some fatherly advice…
“Son," he said, "When I married your mother, the first thing I did on our wedding night was take off my pants… Then I handed them to your mother and told her to try 'em on, which she did. She said that she couldn’t wear 'em because they were way too big. That's when I told her, 'Of course they're way too big for YOU. I wear the pants in this family, and I always will!' Since that night, son, we've never had a single problem…"
Ryan listened carefully to his father's advice and decided to do the same thing to his bride on their wedding night…
After Brianna tried on Ryan's pants, admitted they were way too big, and listened to Ryan boast that he "wore the pants in this family and always will," she slipped out of her panties and handed them to Ryan. “Okay, tough guy, now try these on…” she demanded.
Ryan played along and attempted to put Brianna's tiny panties on, but they were way too small…
“What’s the point, Bri? So, I can’t get into your panties…” Ryan said sarcastically.
“Exactly,” Brianna replied, “And if you don’t change your attitude in a hurry, you never will!”
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